They call me Sarge

They call me Sarge, my name in fact is Eric, it wouldn't be very smart of me to actually put my last name out there, as I work in the oil industry in West Texas, that alone is probably enough information to figure out who I am. There is so much that I want to share with the world, the first thing that I would like to tell you is if in any way you find anything I say her offensive...GOOD chances are that it was meant to be offensive to the type of person that you are. I don't play nice with others and don't go expecting me to pour my heart out. This isn't a living diary, this is more of a way for me to explain certain aspects of my life, and publicly ridicule the idiots that are unfortunately involved in it, while raising up the outstanding people I come across. Now its time for your crash course into my world. I got the nick name Sarge from Boss, I will not identify him any further Boss will be enough for now. Boss is a good guy, who comes from a good family and has had to work for everything he owns, he has some trouble in his life and wages war on his liver on a nightly (sometimes noonish) basis, its part of my job description (as his bitch so to speak) to take care of him, such as pick him up off the floor when he gets to drunk, drunk drive him home and so forth. I do a awful lot for him and his family whom I genuinely care for, as such I have a room in his house, and he calls me 'Son' and when he gets drunk wants me to call him 'Dad' not having had a good family life, I am uncomfortable with this, however that is a different blog altogether. Other important people you will hear about often are Muscles (Boss's son) Cranky (a reptile enthusiast friend of mine) Skywalker (a bumbling idiot with more things wrong with him, that I can describe, he takes 5 sets of pills a day...mental case) The Whore (need I say more? its a guy people..) . There are also 'The Idiots in the Supply Room' who I will address with different degrading names as time passes. I think that sums up the possible people I rant about the most, I will introduce more characters as the drama ensues.I almost forgot, they call me Sarge, because I generally sport a military flat top, something left over from my 6 years in the army, and the fact I was a NCO in the military. Oh, and I yell at people much like the public perceives a Drill Sargent.