Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Dirty South...

Ok well, just as there are dog breeds right? I SWEAR there are HUMAN breeds,
People that have been bred for stupidity and other inbred traits you know? Ok now an example, say this one person’s great grandma was a total moron, and attracted a moron white trash husband. They ate possums, and grew up feeding there children road kill and squirrel gravy and shit. Their children, where already impaired right?
Because of the environment and bad genetics and each one of then ends up with a kid before age....oh, lets be conservative....15. They raise there kids even MORE stupid, I mean come on, daddy got mommy knocked up in his tricolor Ford 4x4, with the rifle rack, and southern flag in the back window and a bumper sticker ‘I spit for distance’, listening to 8 track tapes, and they still HAVE the Ford. Little JimBobs first car, is the same one he is conceived in. Then he grows up and gets into the wife beater shirts, facial stubble and older camero’s and impregnates 8 women, and has 9 children, all of whom have a craving for squirrel gravy, and possum fries or some shit. Then now....my friend you have Louisiana, Kentucky, parts of Tennessee, and Virginia.
Alabama and Mississippi are a different story.

“It isn’t called ‘The Dirty South’ because of the trash, its because of the gene pool”-Sarge

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